Thursday, February 1, 2018

In Response to Popular Demand ... the Lyrics

At the retirement reception for TMACOG's Kurt Erichsen, staff and friends performed a short musical number. For those who missed this one-time-only performance, here are the words.


Kurt Erichsen is a Top Environmentalist
(To the tune of A Modern Major General. Lyrics by Lucas County Commissioner Carol Contrada)

Kurt is the very model of a top environmentalist
He knows the rivers, streams and creeks on Erie Basin’s waters list
With wit and humor on display Kurt is a master cartoonist
In theater and drama he’s a leading musicologist
…..
For future planning we recall the work of student watershed
For permitting and grantsmanship  he’s always been so far ahead
He’s very good at navigating wetlands fens and foggy bog
And formulating policies for regions part of TMACOG.


Chorus:
And formulating policies for regions part of TMACOG.
And formulating policies for regions part of TMACOG.
And formulating policies for regions part of TMA-TMA-COG.


For wetland restoration he supports a natural habitat
He knows precisely where to find a modern water treatment plant

In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
Kurt is the very model of a top environmentalist

Chorus:
In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
He is the very model of a top environmentalist

Verse 2
Kurt recognizes nutrients from nitrogen to phosphorus
For farms and towns Kurt’s management has been the best for all of us
In legislative policy we have a master diplomat
In academic scholarship he is a thoughtful advocate
He’s very good at understanding government requirement
In fact the regulations may have led to his retirement
Remediation challenges are topics which Kurt truly knows
From toxic loads to climate change and even those darn CSO’s

Chorus:
From toxic loads to climate change and even those darn CSO’s
From toxic loads to climate change and even those darn CSO’s
From toxic loads to climate change and even those darn CS – CS O’s


He knows the data, science and the policies still based on facts
He can tell you every detail hidden deep in the Clean Water Act

In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
Kurt is the very model of a top environmentalist

Chorus:
In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
He is the very model of a top environmentalist


Verse 3
For clean water Kurt brings knowledge, thoughtfulness and expertise,
He’s technical and practical for agriculture’s BMP’s
He doesn’t let bureaucracy or red tape complicate his way,
Not even from NRCS or the federal EPA

In summary Kurt forged the path for stewardship and management
Agenda for Lake Erie is a pinnacle accomplishment
We celebrate your time with us and hope by this you’ll always see,
You’ve raised the bar and left us with a strong enduring legacy

Chorus:
You’ve raised the bar and left us with a strong enduring legacy
You’ve raised the bar and left us with a strong enduring legacy
You’ve raised the bar and left us with a strong enduring lega lega cy

From Ottawa to Portage to Sandusky and the Maumee Bay
We wish you well, will miss you much, loved working with you every day

In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
Kurt is the very model of a top environmentalist

Chorus:
In short in matters 208 Plan, watershed analysis
Kurt is the very model of a top environmentalist





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